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thorsicle:

freckles-and-ferns:

thorsicle:

oedipus came in and out of the same vagina

motherfucker

yeah essentially


drarna:

the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything


internetexplorers:

sir, this is a funeral. will you please for the love of god stop doing the macarena


  • me: i'm watching a show
  • me: he'S EATING HER LUNGS
  • friend: OH MY GOD YUM

lesbianathogwarts:

asianpredator:

domodisciple:

asianpredator:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

strangeharpy:

edgebug:

sprightlyvigilante:

the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets

i want to read this novel

I want to write this novel.

I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.

I want to produce the movie

I’m directing the porn parody

I’m buying the porn parody

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HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS

im sorry im really annoying i hug everyone i’m a hugger it’s a thing and a problem like if i know you a little bit and you look sad or i’m sad or happy or am just like PERSON I KNOW i will hug you you can’t stop me

posted 2 hours ago

ethicalbutchering:

some lovely meta to go along with the presentation


profoak:

THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN


carry-the-world asked: "LETTER THINGY. A, B, E, J, W, Z, X, L"

OMG ILY KAITLYN

A - assbutts like you apples? suddenly my vocabulary flies out the window

B - BOOKS HOLY JESUS BOOKS

E - ELIJAH ELI LAVIN

J - junk food. duh.

W - weimerainers. i’ve got two of the fuckers and when they’re not being fuckasses sent straight from the eight circle of hell, they’re adorable. (also writing but shh)

Z - zebras??? what else starts with z

X - x-rays. like, not the act of getting them, but it’s really cool i guess like i always liked seeing mine after i broke a bone or some shit and like WHOAH THATS THE INSIDE OF MY BODY

L - languages. i have a problem; i want to learn as many as possible.

posted 2 hours ago

thatdragongal:

green-postit:

halfhardtorock:

green-postit:

DID CHRIS PINE JUST GRAB ANTON’S ASS???

omg, he totally did.

It’s Pine’s fucking smirk right as he does it that’s killing me.

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thatdragongal:

green-postit:

halfhardtorock:

green-postit:

DID CHRIS PINE JUST GRAB ANTON’S ASS???

omg, he totally did.

It’s Pine’s fucking smirk right as he does it that’s killing me.

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