oedipus came in and out of the same vagina
the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
sir, this is a funeral. will you please for the love of god stop doing the macarena
the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.
I want to produce the movie
I’m directing the porn parody
I’m buying the porn parody
HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS
im sorry im really annoying i hug everyone i’m a hugger it’s a thing and a problem like if i know you a little bit and you look sad or i’m sad or happy or am just like PERSON I KNOW i will hug you you can’t stop me
THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN
OMG ILY KAITLYN
assbutts like you apples? suddenly my vocabulary flies out the window
B - BOOKS HOLY JESUS BOOKS
E - ELIJAH ELI LAVIN
J - junk food. duh.
W - weimerainers. i’ve got two of the fuckers and when they’re not being fuckasses sent straight from the eight circle of hell, they’re adorable. (also writing but shh)
Z - zebras??? what else starts with z
X - x-rays. like, not the act of getting them, but it’s really cool i guess like i always liked seeing mine after i broke a bone or some shit and like WHOAH THATS THE INSIDE OF MY BODY
L - languages. i have a problem; i want to learn as many as possible.
DID CHRIS PINE JUST GRAB ANTON’S ASS???
omg, he totally did.
It’s Pine’s fucking smirk right as he does it that’s killing me.